chessys:

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

titanannieleonhardt:

titanannieleonhardt:

titanannieleonhardt:

2015 is the year im gonna get cute

2016 is the year im gonna get cute

2017 is the year im gonna get cute

nuevayor:

*remembers im attracted to men* unfortunate 

fluffmaster5000:

unclefather:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

we suck the what out of what like what now

justbadpuns:

My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo..

garbge:

i want to fight myself